the shoddy
It's Good Enough
When it feels like a bug is crawling on your arm…
You look down and see something dark…

and then you realize it is just a mole or freckle

and your skin is all

oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
12 year olds write better stuff than this
I’m pretty sure I’ve written better shit than this
you guys know she originally wrote this as twilight fanfiction
u ok
Wow. Just… Wow.
I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say that at least 90% of the fan fiction I’ve read is leaps and bounds better written (and more of a turn-on) than this tripe. Good lord … I have no words for how bad that is. I think that notorious Legion fan fic was more entertaining.
Wait. People find that HOT?!
my first erp was better than that… if they can write a book I ought to have a goddam TV series made after some of my shit… damn I feel better about my writing now.
I started laughing as soon as I read “U OK”. ololol
ok ok
so this is the book my elder sis was talking about
The one she was recommending for me to read
BRB HYENA LAUGHTER-ING

Time Magazine listed her as one of their “100 Most Influential People in the World”.
(Source: crispycheezefriez)
When you have allergies…
People are like


and you’re like


Then you realize they think you’re sick, and you’re like

You cough and sneeze all over,
and they’re like

and you’re like

(Source: theelectrumwhip)
Essays to write and I’m like…

and then I remember

Therefore, homework


CAN’T STOP LAUGHING







